Don't try this !

Never check a baby's diaper by poking your finger in to feel it's wet!
One day you will find something you weren't looking for and you will feel very silly!

Hotel Hallways

It really is best if you don't speak when you are walking down the hall in a hotel. Your conversation is NOT private- seriously I mean it, and I may be trying to sleep.

In spite of what you may have hear when drunk it's really better to sleep it off than go home because drunken and quiet seldom go hand in hand.

Tailor Tacks

are for tailors. And for shipping. They hold fabric in place temporarily. Girl for real, take the tailor tacks out of the back / side pleats on your new jacket/ coat. You just look stupid like that!
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